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A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.
Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.
I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!
The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.
1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.
Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.
2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!
Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
An arousal that you get when something is entertaining or hype (Doesn’t have to be sexual).
“Man that combo Mango pulled off was sick. I got an Entertainment Boner from that one.”
Or
“That episode gave me an Entertainment Boner. This show is good.”
When a person is high and gets horny
Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner
When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.
"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "