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Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.
douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool
Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?
A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.
A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).
Also;
A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.
Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?
Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.
Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.
Or;
Boy: Douche nozzle.
Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-
A Douchebag who loves climbing, wearing clothes purchaced from REI, and generally has an outdoorsy air about him.
I saw a mountain douche at the top of Mt Si eating a Cliff bar like an idiot.
A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
Guy who undeservedly drives a brand new challenger around. Commonly hits the rev limiter every time the car stops (some wish he will blow the motor to shit). The driver talks in a nasally voice, with his catchphrase being "Hey You Guys." He also walks with his back tilted at about a 5 degree angle. His ultimate goal is to put a ricer engine in a classic camaro. Absolutely no one has any idea why he would do this.
Rotard: My shit is the best!
Challenger Douche: No way man, listen to me. *Arandadadadah* *Arandadadadah* BOOM!
Jay Leno + 90's ford enthusiast: Was that your engine?