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Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
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Guy who undeservedly drives a brand new challenger around. Commonly hits the rev limiter every time the car stops (some wish he will blow the motor to shit). The driver talks in a nasally voice, with his catchphrase being "Hey You Guys." He also walks with his back tilted at about a 5 degree angle. His ultimate goal is to put a ricer engine in a classic camaro. Absolutely no one has any idea why he would do this.
Rotard: My shit is the best!
Challenger Douche: No way man, listen to me. *Arandadadadah* *Arandadadadah* BOOM!
Jay Leno + 90's ford enthusiast: Was that your engine?
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Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.
douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool
Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?
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A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
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Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.
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A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).
Also;
A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.
Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?
Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.
Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.
Or;
Boy: Douche nozzle.
Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-
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A Douchebag who loves climbing, wearing clothes purchaced from REI, and generally has an outdoorsy air about him.
I saw a mountain douche at the top of Mt Si eating a Cliff bar like an idiot.
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