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A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'
P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
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Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.
Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."
Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."
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When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
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Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
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well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..
A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!
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English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
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When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
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