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Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 12, 2023


Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by July 25, 2021


Beat up a cheater day

On june 14 you have to beat up a cheater, no matter what, they cant fight back

Person: its beat up a cheater day!
Person 2: Yay i can beat up my gf for cheating on me
Person: oh... Yeah about that
Person 2: wait-

by JadeyJadyMango December 13, 2021


Beat Zeph and Rigb day!

the day on september 28th you can beat rigb and zeph as much as you want!

Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*

by XxzephandrigbbeaterxX September 26, 2021


beat j**mie day

a day when everyone can beat the shit out of a transphobe

carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!

by giouwu October 28, 2020


beat artificial ascent day

You need to beat artificial ascent on that day

Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.

by artificial ascent July 19, 2022


beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013