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When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.
At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.
"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.
Alternate:
Edge until climax
“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!
Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”
Adj - Used to describe deceptive or dodgy behavior driven by guilt, anxiety, lack of confidence, and or how one perceives how they are being received.
Hey Jason, how did that job interview at Indentured Co. go yesterday?
“Oh, my car broke down on the way and I had to tow it back to my house for repairs, change my oil, and feed my cat so I couldn’t make it… It’s cool though, I’m going to call tomorrow and reschedule. “
Wtf… Quit corn doggin’ and call now!
When 2 women use an ear of corn as a double headed dildo and the man eats the corn.
Jill, Tom, and Julia had a corn three way last night.
Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole
I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.
When someone tells corny pick up lines to get them in the sack.
Adam: “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over.
Monongy: Are you trying to get me to corn bone?
Someone that eats corn and steals corn from everywhere
I am a corn hogger.