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Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.
Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection
Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka
remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists
Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.
russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1
Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!
When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"