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Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.
Person 1: Oh.
a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.
When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.
“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “
This is when you toss the salad of a midget.
So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.