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when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked
bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower
This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....
My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.
When the JD throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.
Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or Ike will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three
The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Coffee enema followed by explosive diarrhea
Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.
A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing
Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit