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The act of performing sex, but with the product Kool-Aid being stuffed down the parties' orifices while simultaneously busting through walls screaming, "OH YEAH!"
Sorry bro, can't come over. Gotta clean up the apartment after last night's Koolaid sex.
Whaddya mean?
Kool-Aid powder is everywhere, and the bedroom no longer has walls.
A sex holder is a person, who gently holds the genitals of a stranger without their knowledge.
Watch it, John, that guy is a bit of a sex holder.
Requires one person that identifies as a toothbrush and another person that identifies as toothpaste. Toothpaste cums on toothbrush's chest and then toothbrush rubs said chest (and cum) back and forth on toothpaste's face.
I got chin herpes from too much dental sex.
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when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.
in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.
note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date
Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.
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A sex riot occurs when a celebrity with a large fanbase, mostly of the female variety, does something amazingly awesome that it causes utter confusion and chaos among the fandom. The cause of the sex riot may not be from the celebrity directly, but something related to said celebrity.
The origin of this word comes from FOX's hit TV show Glee. In an episode featuring Britney Spears, the high school's glee club New Directions put on a show at their school performing the song "Toxic." Students at the school become sexually aroused, causing the character Sue Sylvester to pull down the fire alarm and describe the event as a "Britney Spears sex riot."
"Did you see shirtless Darren Criss at Coachella? It caused a Darren Criss sex riot on tumblr. He's such a life ruiner."
“It’s a Britney Spears sex riot!”
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Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.
That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.
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