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Kissing ass, but done over the phone.
Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
Instead of a pick up line this goes straight to the bedroom
That lick up line turned me on
The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.
I love guitar licking after a tequila
The craziest/most devious form of a lick. And is a form of theft where kids steal items from their school bathroom because of a tik tok challenge
Nate timm hit a demonic lick of $1000
A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.
Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.
You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.
Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.