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A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
Beware of cat eyed beef cutletts young traveller for those that cross its path meet a foul end.
When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
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I rather loose vagina found on nasty sloot doggies who sleep around a lot. Some men might find it attractive but others prefer a nice tight vagina. All personal preference.
"I noticed after Lucy stopped using her vibrator every night her roast beef sandwich tightened up" Ken
"I remember the first time you fucked, you had to stick your dick and her vibrator in at the same time" Ed
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What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret
Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco
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The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
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to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"
"NO WAY"
"way"
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A video originally posted on YouTube that later becomes a meme.
By the way, just search I smell like beef on YouTube.
I SMELL LIKE BEEF
Kid: I smell like beef.
Adult: OH HONEY NO U SMELL BADDDD
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