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This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.
This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.
When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.
1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually
2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.
Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.
Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
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A conspiracy theory until 2016, when Millennials and the far left started attacking Christmas traditions by labeling them as racist, misogynistic, in an attempt to get them banned.
"I didn't believe there actually was a War on Christmas, until they tried to ban Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer by calling it racist."
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One fateful day in tech ed, that damn mexican was stirrin' shit up because he had gotten a better grade on the tool test than me. So after a short verbal battle, I (General Lee) to declare war on that shitfaced wetback. The war lasted all of the way until 8th period, where I got him to sign a treaty by using a great battle tactic. (I told him me and Zayne and Michel were gonna throw his books all over da place after school) I made him sign his name, and he had to write a one-paged essay about how sorry he was. So I won the first war. Raul is a terrible leader and a stupid spic. He enjoys celebrating lawnuhka and is an avid producer of bullshit. Daniel Feree is one of his best friends and they play together and watch stupid Jap shows at Daniels. I am the superior.
If you don't belive this war ever occured, simply ask Mr. Simper. He wittnessed the treaty and can tell you that I am the "tech master"
(this takes place in 2054)
Student 1 - "man i hate studying the war of lee and raul"
Student 2 - "tru dat, all we should need to know is that lee won and raul is a pussy."
Student 3 (desendent of daniel ferree) - "i'm a total fatass"
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A war where American supremacists act like they did all the work. I'm not pro-german, nor am I saying they should have won, but it pisses me off when T.V. shows and documentaries give completely biased information towards U.S. troops. The American documentaries tend to talk about brave heroic actions and how American's broke through by themselves and without us, we would never have won the war. Here's a few reasons why the U.S. did nothing and had a complete advantage coming into the war in the first place.
1. They're out of bomber range. Every other country in Europe was heavily bombed heavily.
2. The German's had basically lost the war in the first place in early 1944 to Russia. After losing The Battle of Stalingrad and Leningrad and battles in the Caucasian areas, Russia was advancing many many miles a day.
3. Germany was drained of resources. It was running extremely low and the country, while stretched thin on its own fault, had EXTREMELY limited ammo, fuel, and manpower. 50% of troops in the western front against the U.S. and Britain were 35 year old + reserve troops and there were virtually no crack special forces units like the S.S.
(to be continued)
World War II U.S. supremacists are weird.
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A MMORPG that has absolutely no resemblence to star wars.
A online pokemon game, changed just enough from the pokemon title to avoid a lawsuit.
A process by which Sony Online Entertainment can charge 15 dollars a month for a piece of software that is unfinished and will always be full of bugs.
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A War that started beacuse Nazi Germany, under Hitler, Invaded Poland in 1939. Was then declared war on by France and UK. Germany Invaded France and many other countries in 1940and 41, knocking them all out except for a few free forces. They used a stargey called blitzkrieg Also, Italy joined Germany in 1940 stating the Axis allience. Germans then Invaded the Soviet Union in 1941, bringing them onto the allied side (UK, Free French). Then Japan declareed war on USA and UK after the attack on Pearl Harbor followed by the Axis declaring war on the US. The war went poorly in 1941-spring of 1942. But, then the battles of El Alaimen, Stalingrad, Midway, and Gudalcanal (all happening in Summer of 1942-Winter of 1943) pushed the war in the Allies favor. In the Summer of 1943, the Battle of Kursk destroyed any cahnce of German victory on the Eastern Front, and in 1944, the D-Day landings made Germany have to fight a two front war. Mean while, the US kept on driving back the Japenease to Japan, shattering there navy at battles like Battle of the Phillipine Sea and Lyete Gulf. In December of 1944, Germany lunched a last ditch effort to defeat the UK-USA allience forces, but failed, making defeat unavoidable to Germany. Germany collapsed 5 moubths later on May 8th, with Hitler commiting suicide a few days earlier. Japan fell 3 mounths later, with a A-bomb being dropped on them because of the bloodshed a invasion of Japan would have. Many attrocities where commited by Germany during the war aginst the Jews and many other religions, nationinalities, and in general life stlye choices, which was calle the holacost Japan did similar, treating prisioners with extreme brutality and civilians alike. It is one of the most widly known wars and most highly used in movies, games etc..
Many inventions came out of World War II, like the Jet engine, Radar, jeeps, and nuclear technolgy.
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a BRITISH tradition...not american! av it:
Prehistoric and Classical period
Roman conquest of Britain (43)
Boudica's uprising (61)
Battle of Watling Street
edit Mediæval period
Battle of Aylesford (455) Anglo-Saxons
Battle of Ellandun
Viking invasions (793–1066)
Raid on Lindisfarne (793)
Campaign of Alfred the Great (871–899)
Battle of Edington (878)
Battle of Cannington (878)
Battle of Ashingdon (1016)
Battle of Fulford (1066)
Battle of Stamford Bridge (1066)
Norman Conquest of England (1066)
The Battle of Hastings 1066
Rebellion of 1088 - civil war
The Anarchy (1135–1154) - civil war
Revolt of 1173-1174 - civil war
Third Crusade (1189-1192)
Richard I's war in France
Welsh uprising of 1211
Battle of Bouvines (1214) - loss of Normandy
First Barons' War (1215–1217) - civil war
Henry III's war in France
Second Barons' War (1264–1267) - civil war
Welsh Uprising (1282) - civil war
Edward I's war in France
The First War of Scottish Independence (1296–1328)
Edward II's war in France
The Second War of Scottish Independence (1332–1357)
Hundred Years' War (1337 to 1453) against France
War of Edward III (1337 to 1360) - victory
War of Charles the Wise (1369 to 1396) - defeat
War of Henry V (1415 to 1422) - victory
War of Charles the Victorious (1428 to 1453) - defeat
Wars of the Roses (1455–1485) - Richard III was the last English king to die in combat - civil war
edit Early Modern period
Italian Wars (1494 – 1559)
War of the League of Cambrai (1511-1513)
Italian War of 1521 (1521-1525)
Italian War of 1542 (1542-1546)
Italian War of 1551 (1557-1559)
Cornish Rebellion (1497)
Anglo-Scottish Wars (1513; 1544-1551)
Loss of Calais (1558) - then England's last continental possession
Anglo-Spanish War (1585-1604)
Nine Years War (1594–1603)
Eighty Years' War (1598–1648)
First Anglo-Powhatan War (1609–1613) - North America
Second Anglo-Powhatan War (1622) - North America
Anglo-Spanish War (1625-1630) (As a small part of the Thirty Years' War)
Anglo-French War (1626-1629)
Wars of the Three Kingdoms (1639–1651) - civil war
First Bishops' War (1639)
Second Bishops' War (1640)
Irish Rebellion (1641)
The Confederate’s War (1642-1648)
English Civil War (1642–1651)
First English Civil War (1642–1646)
civil war in Scotland (1644–1647)
Second English Civil War (1648)
Cromwellian conquest of Ireland (1649)
Third English Civil War (1650–1651)
Third Anglo-Powhatan War (1644) - North America
First Anglo-Dutch War (1652–1654)
Anglo-Spanish War (1654–1660)
Second Anglo-Dutch War (1665–1667)
War of Devolution (1667–1668)
Third Anglo-Dutch War (1672–1674)
King Philip's War (1675–1676) - North America
Virginia Rebellion (1676)
Monmouth Rebellion (1685) - civil war
Nine Years War (1688–1697) - England, Spain, Germany, Portugal and Holland v France
King William's War (1688–1697) - North America
Jacobite Rebellions (1689-91; 1715-16; 1719; 1745-46) - Civil War
Williamite war in Ireland (1688–1691)
Battle of the Boyne (1690) - last battle between two rival claimants for the throne
Clifton Moor Skirmish, near Penrith (1745) - last battle on English soil
Battle of Culloden (1746) - last battle in Great Britain
War of the Spanish Succession (1702–1713) - Great Britain, Germany, Portugal and Holland v France and Spain
Queen Anne's War (1702–1713)
War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718–1720) - Great Britain, France, Austria and Holland v Italy and Spain
War of Jenkins' Ear (1739–1742) - Great Britain v Spain
War of the Austrian Succession (1742–1748) - Great Britain, Austria and Holland v France and Germany
King George's War (1744–1748)
Seven Years' War (1756–1763) - the first "world war"
French and Indian War (1754–1763) - Great Britain and Germany v Austria, France, Russia, Sweden, Spain and Portugal
Anglo-Cherokee War (1759–1763) - North America
Pontiac's Rebellion (1763–1766) - North America
First Anglo-Mysore War (1766–1769) - India
American War of Independence (1775–1783) - North America
First Anglo-Maratha War (1775–1782) - India
Fourth Anglo-Dutch War (1780–1784)
Second Anglo-Mysore War (1780–1784) - India
Third Anglo-Mysore War (1789–1792) - India
edit 19th Century
French Revolutionary Wars (1793–1802) - Great Britain, Austria, Spain, Russia, Germany v France
War of the First Coalition (1793–1797)
War of the Second Coalition (1798–1801)
Fourth Anglo-Mysore War (1798–1799) - India
Irish Rebellion (1798)
Napoleonic Wars (1803–1815) - United Kingdom, Prussia, Austria, Sweden, Spain and Russia v France
South American War (1806–1807)
Anglo-Turkish War (1807–1809)
Anglo-Russian War (1807–1812)
Gunboat War (1807–1814)
Peninsular War (1808–1814)
Hundred Days (1815)
First Kandian War (1803–1804) - India
Second Anglo-Maratha War (1803–1805) - India
Vellore Mutiny (1806) - India
Anglo-Dutch Java War (1810–1811)
War of 1812 (1812–1815)
Anglo-Nepalese War (1814–1816)
Second Kandian War (1815) - India
Third Anglo-Maratha War (1817–1818) - India
First Anglo-Burmese War (1823–1826)
Upper Canada Rebellion (1837)
Lower Canada Rebellion (1837)
First Anglo-Afghan War (1839–1842)
Battle of Ghazni
First Opium War (1839–1842) - United Kingdom v China
First Anglo-Sikh War (1845–1846) - India
New Zealand Wars (1845–1872)
Second Anglo-Sikh War (1848–1849) - India
Second Anglo-Burmese War (1852)
Crimean War (1854–1856) - United Kingdom, France, Turkey, and Piedmont-Sardinia v Russia
Second Opium War (1856–1860) - United Kingdom and France v China
Anglo-Persian War (1856–1857) - United Kingdom and Persia
Indian Rebellion (1857)
Pig War (1859) - United Kingdom v USA
Anglo-Bhutanese War (1865)
Second Anglo-Afghan War (1878-1880)
Anglo-Zulu War (1879)
First Boer War (1880–1881)
Gun War (1880–1881)
Mahdist War (1881–1899)
Third Anglo-Burmese War (1885–1887)
Anglo-Zanzibar War (1896)
Second Boer War (1899–1902)
edit 20th Century
Boxer Rebellion (1900) - United Kingdom, Austria-Hungary, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia, USA, and China
Anglo-Aro war (1901-1902) - Nigeria
World War I (1914–1918) - United Kingdom, France, Belgium, Serbia, Italy, Russia, United States, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria and Turkey
Easter Rising (1916) - Ireland
Russian Civil War (1918–1922)
Third Anglo-Afghan War (1919)
Anglo-Irish War (1919–1921)
World War II (1939–1945)
The Pacific War (1937–1945) United Kingdom, USA and China v Japan
Anglo-Iraqi War (1941)
Greek Civil War (1941–1949)
Malayan Emergency (1948–1960)
Korean War (1950–1953)
Mau Mau Uprising (1952–1960)
Cyprus Emergency (1955–1959)
Suez Crisis (1956)
Brunei Revolt (1962)
Indonesia-Malaysia confrontation (1962–1966)
Aden Emergency (1963–1967)
Northern Ireland Troubles (1969-mid 1990s)
Cod War Confrontation (1975–1976)
Falklands War (1982)
The First Gulf War (1990–1991)
The Bosnian War (1995–1996)
The Kosovo War (1999)
edit 21st century
Sierra Leone Civil War (2000)
The Afghanistan War (2001–Present)
Iraq War and Iraqi insurgency (2003–Present)
edit List of Civil Wars
Rebellion of 1088 - in England and Normandy
The Anarchy (1135–1154) - in England
Revolt of 1173-1174 - in England, Normandy, and Anjou
First Barons' War (1215–1217) - in England
Second Barons' War (1264–1267) - in England
Welsh Uprising (1282) - in England and Wales
Wars of the Roses (1455–1485) - in England and Wales; Richard III was the last English king to die in combat
Wars of the Three Kingdoms (1639–1651) - in England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland
First Bishops' War (1639)
Second Bishops' War (1640)
Irish Rebellion (1641)
First English Civil War (1642–1646)
The Confederate’s War (1642-1648)
Scotland in the Wars of the Three Kingdoms (1644–1647)
Second English Civil War (1648)
Third English Civil War (1650–1651)
Cromwellian conquest of Ireland (1649)
Monmouth Rebellion (1685) - in England
Jacobite Rebellions (1689-91; 1715-16; 1719; 1745-46) - in England, Scotland and Ireland
Williamite war in Ireland (1688–1691)
Battle of the Boyne (1690) - last battle between two rival claimants for the throne
Clifton Moor, near Penrith (1745) - last land battle on English soil
Battle of Culloden (1746) - last land battle in Great Britain
American Revolutionary War (1775–1783) - Effectively Civil War with Loyalists fighting Revolutionaries
Britain has had more wars then youv had shits
world war 1
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