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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?
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An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.
"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!
We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!
Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"
I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.
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When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
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(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.
Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!
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A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.
Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.
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