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When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.
"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"
Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle
My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it
Yumas dick
“Brought out his titan dick from his pants and starts pumping”
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch
A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"