A blind, self-deprecating lady who eats too many meatballs.
Seen this sad lady at a buffet staring at some meatballs, definitely a dirty Malerie.
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.
My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson
Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.
He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.
When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.
I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.
When a man fucks a woman, and the women shits while his dick is still inside her
Idk why, but Nick loves his dirty Jacen
A Dirty Jett is when an idiot with a shocking haircut wanks off to his parent's wedding naked photos and sex videos.
Oh, Man! I just pulled a fucking Dirty Jett in my parent's bedroom!