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Yumas dick
“Brought out his titan dick from his pants and starts pumping”
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch
A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.
By heck...robs got a raisin dick
When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.