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A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.
By heck...robs got a raisin dick
When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.
When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin
Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.
This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you
During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him