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When your penis is longer then it is wide
Guy: bro my dick is so long
Other Guy: is it thick tho?
Guy: nah bro
Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,
A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.
Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .
When you drink expensive red wine and your dick is sore the next day
"man i got that Grange dick today"