Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho
A lesser-known but cooler way to name the Offside Rule in sports.
Also an umbrella term to describe someone with Peyronie’s Disease.
Guy: wtf dude backward d
Female: uh oh you gotta backward d
D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
Benydril
what are you doing after work?
Gonna go home and pop some benny-ds.
Meaning truth or dare. Usually seen in text.
Steve: "Hey, aaq"
Cindy: "t or d"
Steve: "Dare"