Broke Ass

1. Out of Funds/No Money
2. Not Adequate and/or Unfavorable situation.

(Example #1)

"Hey John, want to go to Sarah's party tonight?"
-John replies, "I'm not going to that Broke Ass party"

"Sorry Adam, now the plans are ruined and we have no way to make the trip to the lake"
-Adam replies, "I didn't want to go on that Broke Ass trip anyway."

(Example #2)

"I'm sorry Son, we are some Broke Ass parents and have no money for toys."

"I cannot believe you cannot pay for this with yo Broke Ass."

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ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

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Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

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bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

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Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

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ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

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Ass Loofah

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass

Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face

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