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apply oil to burn

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.

Also a good way to end relationships.

Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*

by Loud Dumbass September 30, 2021


burn audience

When 3 manly people all sit in a small tight room and while 1 person is hogging the bong and all the other 2 people just watch and stare and hurry.

Yo were the burn audience and this kid is stoopid.

by BurnoutCentral November 27, 2011


Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018


Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023


heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne January 01, 2024


Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.

Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.

by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024


Burne

Who likes to fly with his helicopter penis

Also someone who like younger girls like Enkherdene

Omg burne there is Enkherdene over there who wants you without clothes

by Lolmaf June 09, 2025