This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”
A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
Joe-lets burn this motherfucker up
LArry-yeah dude fuck it
A man who is more in touch with his feminine side. Universally hated and has radical beliefs that he is liked.
Aw i fucking hate Leo Burns. His sister has a nice pud but
A wee dick that nobody in his group like. Sometimes he comes over and everyone becomes sad and chokes him. Also should have a sister that is 110% fuckable every day. Dad is also a nonce
“fuck sake Leo Burns is coming. We hate him.”