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going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)
my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!
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A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".
Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!
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Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.
Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!
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what to call a christian nationalist business !
let's go to jesus's !
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
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Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.
Talia is having another jesus moment
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Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.
oral sex while saying:
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus
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A member of www.musicianforums.com.
Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...
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