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creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 13, 2007

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jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

by joniam May 7, 2003

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De Jesus

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

by superbipolar420 July 7, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus's

what to call a christian nationalist business !

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!

by michael foolsley December 1, 2021

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Jesus moment

Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.

Talia is having another jesus moment

by zziiggggyy January 9, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet Jesus

Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.

oral sex while saying:

Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us,

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus

by Jesus Bro December 5, 2013

11๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus of suburbia

A member of www.musicianforums.com.

Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...

by Ben Verow March 6, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 214๐Ÿ‘Ž