Baking the Chicken

Baking the Chicken. "When someone covers themselves and a slip and slide with oil. Next they cover the slide with cocaine and use the slide. They now look like a piece of Battered the Chicken. Then in the second period, they "bake" themselves by consuming a large amount of marijuana while the cocaine enters their bloodstream through their skin pores and different orifices."

Q:"Hey what are doing this week?"

A:"We are going to be Baking the Chicken this week. You in?"

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Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

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rave chicken

Someone who attends the Burning Man Festival or a rave and decorates themself in copious amounts of feathers. Inevitably some of the feathers fall off and become moop, littering the environment and irritating their more environmentally-conscious campmates. Related to the Sparkle Pony.

Burner #1: Damn, was a bird killed over here? What's with all the feathers?
Burner #2: Nah, I think it's just moop leftover from a bunch of rave chickens dancing.

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Baby chicken

Any small and cute animal or child.

Aww...you are a little baby chicken.

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Chicken Shed

A chicken shed is generally a party that contains a higher ratio of undesirable women to favorable women. A "chicken head" is a women who talks your ear off and most the time utilizes movements of a bird without even realizing it. See Sweet Dee from always sunny.

Louise: Hey man I heard youre having a raging party! Richard: Ya but it ain't nothin but a chicken shed, Eric brought over a bad flock AGAIN!!

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Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

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pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."

"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"

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