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The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.
if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"
dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag
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After fucking your girl, you cum all over her face while tearing open a feather pillow and throw all the feather in her face - which stick to her and in her fury she gets up and squacks like and LOOKS like an 'angry chicken'!
I was fucking Jen and pulled an angry chicken on her, she went crazy and was spitting out and cleaning up feathers all night!
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A chicken shed is generally a party that contains a higher ratio of undesirable women to favorable women. A "chicken head" is a women who talks your ear off and most the time utilizes movements of a bird without even realizing it. See Sweet Dee from always sunny.
Louise: Hey man I heard youre having a raging party! Richard: Ya but it ain't nothin but a chicken shed, Eric brought over a bad flock AGAIN!!
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When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.
Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.
Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?
Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.
Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
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1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.
3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.
"Dude, pocket chicken!"
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Someone who attends the Burning Man Festival or a rave and decorates themself in copious amounts of feathers. Inevitably some of the feathers fall off and become moop, littering the environment and irritating their more environmentally-conscious campmates. Related to the Sparkle Pony.
Burner #1: Damn, was a bird killed over here? What's with all the feathers?
Burner #2: Nah, I think it's just moop leftover from a bunch of rave chickens dancing.
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Any small and cute animal or child.
Aww...you are a little baby chicken.
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