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1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.
2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.
2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
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V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
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3 day growth: the look guys get when they dont shave for a few days or they trim their facial hair to keep it looking like they haven't shaved for a few days
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth a line in a Jimmy Barnes song
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The first realatively warm day of the spring when the majority of females display their summer attire and show as much skin as possible.
"Tank tops and mini skirts can mean only one thing, it's skank day!"
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To acknowledge someone as human. Showing a bare minimum standard of respect towards someone. A level of respect someone who is a coke addicted, baby throwing, prostitute who owes you money for drugs that you sold them, could attain
Me: what's wrong?
Him: I just don't get why this girl won't give me the time of day
Me: maybe she's thinking about Elon musk memes
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The day after Valentine's Day, To complete the day the man must drink an entire case of beer to himself, get into a fight, watch nothing but Rambo, Kung Fu, Rocky etc. Eat nothing but steak (unless it is an animal you hunted yourself)
I got so fucked up on Man Day but it was so worth it because I kicked that dudes ass.
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7-days is a period of debauchery launched when a friend who hasn't been laid in over a year finally achieves the ultimate goal. It involves taking the act of sinning to a whole new level. Alcohol, drugs, escorts, gambling, and midgets are just a few of the components that lead to a legendary 7 days.
Dude! Enron finally got laid after a year drought! It's time for the 7-days.
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