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When you sprint into a room full of blood thirsty enemies only to drop a live grenade at your feet and look the enemies in the eye and scream “ALACKBAR!”
He wiped the whole squad by pulling a dirty rellik...
When a man seduces you and proceeds to elongated a Baloon in his throat whilst you slowly get hard.
Calvin: I hate Meagan, she is training to be a clown and constantly pulls dirty gralons, it's exhausting down there.
*Door smacks open*
Meagan: who's ready for some balloon tricks!
Calvin: Nooo!
When a guy is screwing someone in the ass and right before he cums, rips out some of his partner's pubic hair, holds it up to his upper lip, and screams, "Huh-huh!" (in a French manner).
Before I ejactulate in my girlfriend's derriere, I'm going to commit a dirty pierre! Oui-oui!
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A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.
I gave her a dirty Andres - fucked her sideways til she came all over my bed
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When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out
I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon
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Otherwise known as brain bleach, the dirty dusty is a cocktail of excellence that consists of PBR in a can, with a shot of Jack Daniels, preferably a large shot of Jack. This rare cocktail can only be found at the finer pubs across America.
After the dirty dusty dozen, every gutter looked like my bed.
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An uneducated and improper way of gaining mass. This is done by eating extremely high fat and low protein foods (McDonald's, Ho-Hos, etc..) with little if any weight lifting. The would-be jabroni does gain mass - Yes, but it is almost entirely fat, defeats the purpose and is next to impossible to cut.
Ian: "Hey have you seen Leroy lately? He's been pounding those Twinkies and Big Macs. He said he's bulking up and trying to get diesel, but all he did was end up a fat ass."
Mike: "Yeah, I know. Dude needs to pick up an MD, you know - a Muscular Development (magazine)... He's such a dirty bulker. So un-diesel."
Both: Lol.
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