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When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible
Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite
Fat boy: can’t :’(
What do you know, its National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day. Don’t forget to give it to her!
Girl:Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy:Yeah. February 9th. Why?
Girl:So you forgot?
BoyHuh?
Girl:Its “National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day”
this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie
the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day
September 15 is national give your girl a hoodie day so she can be warm and comfy all day
Bf:why do you need my hoodie?
Gf: it’s national give your girl a hoodie day
November 18th is the day you give your girl a hoodie.
“hey i got u a hoodie”
“why?”
“cuz it’s national give your girl a hoodie day, duh”
December 9th
You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th
And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National
Okay I’m on my way baby
It’s National Give Boyfriend A Bj just do it