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Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.
Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.
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Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day
Mike: What's wrong Billie?
Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.
Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.
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The combination of chasing rum (preferably Bartons Gold Rum) with Keystone Ice. The result is a creamy concoction that resembles ice cream.
Mike - "Hey Kyle, are you tryin' to party?"
Kyle - "Hell yeah, let's get some Keystone Ice Cream."
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The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.
It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.
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Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.
My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.
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To establish normal communication and good terms with someone who pissed you off.
I de-iced Peter after like a month...I missed the moron like totally..
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What you are left with after having all of the flavor out of a "Slushie" or "Freezy Pop". Is normaly the color of the flavor you asked for but turns out to be slushed up ice. Is normally as "Loose" as Diarrhea
Your Friend: "Hey man can I have some of that slushie?"
You: "Sorry Man, I already had all the flavor, All I am left with is Ice Diarrhea"
Your Friend: "Oh Sorry"
You: "It's cool"
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