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Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.
Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!
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what to call a christian nationalist business !
let's go to jesus's !
really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !
got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
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Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.
Talia is having another jesus moment
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Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.
oral sex while saying:
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus
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Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...
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a camel toe.
Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"
(hahahaha)
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A dark-skinned man of Jewish, Israeli descent, in (two) lifetimes revealed himself as god's son, performed many miracles, spurned the beginning of a religion based upon his teachings and those if his father, commonly called the "almighty" or God. Also, he was crucified for his crimes against the caesar of the time's laws and wishes, as well as undermining his authoritah. Real Jesus is commonly misconceived as Jesus Christ and HIS apostles, a whiter, more bearded and thorny-headwear inclined modern interpretation of a clearly Israeli-born man. Jesus Christ, however, was more widely accepted due in no small part to the common skin tone of his followers.
God:Wait, guys, uh....my son wasn't that white...
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
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