Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.
John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."
To swing ones arms side by side while walking with a hop because of great joy/happiness.
Upon seeing his girlfriend, Phil monkey hopped towards her.
When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.
These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!
GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!
A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.
Also called Mortar Tower.
"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"
adjective: Angry
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.
EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.
A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do
"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"