Tutankhamun'd

When your mate is hooking up with a chick next to you in the same bed and all you can do is lie still in a mummified state.

Can't believe he had sex next to me last night. I was completely Tutankhamun'd hoping it would end.

Scrap Monkey

A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do

"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"