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an old guy that has been there all the time
wierd
There is old man jenkins with his jelope
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When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.
Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.
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An old woman bus driver who leaves kids that are running for the bus stop.
Richie;dude eveelen pace got Old`bus left by ms.licon to day
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a kid who plays fortnite. Some of them are calm but are very annoying. they usually like someone older than them. Also a 7th grader
12 year old girls: *staring at 17 year old boys*
12 year old boys: *staring at 13 year old girls*
random 11 and 10 years old kids nearby: i agree with you. he/she is cute/hot
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A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
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you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
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Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.
"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player
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