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When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.
Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.
Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.
Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.
Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.
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When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
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While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.
Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.
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A delicious dish comprised of bread with special butter, "Nutter Butter."The butter must be warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds and the fucked and ejaculated in. The Nutter Butter is then spread on the sandwich with the penis or vagina that prepaired the special butter.
Girlfriend: Honey whats for dinner?
Boyfriend: *Grunts* I'm making you a nutter butter sandwich ;)
GF: OMG my fav
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Two black men/women on top and under of a white man/woman
Lets have a Wholemeal chicken sandwich at my place
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When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.
"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.
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(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.
I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.
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