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The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.
My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.
Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
When your in the shower and having a review of the bad part of your life that happened.
I took a review shower because I needed to let go of some things
Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
The act of waiting for you victim to start taking a hot shower and sneaking in and pooping letting the steam disperse the smell and locking them in
My wife was being mean and not letting go golfing so gave her a Holocaust shower later that night
When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus
Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on
Hey, wanna shower fist
When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth
Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower
Yes piss all over me