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Patriot Bible University

A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.

Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.

by ConservatismSucks December 19, 2009

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university of san francisco

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.

I have a liberal arts education from usf.

by don March 26, 2005

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Ohio State University

Team who has cheated in every single football game they ever won

"Hail to the Victors" is played every year where Ohio state University doesnt cheat bad enough to beat Michigan

by Liam E November 26, 2005

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Yeshiva University

Yeshiva University (YU) is an Orthodox Jewish school in Washington Heights in Manhattan.

Did you here that Yeshiva University protected a rapist on their basketball team? yucommentator.org/2021/08/i-thought-rape-culture-didnt-exist-at-yu-until-i-was-raped/

Did you hear that Yeshiva University would rather go to court than allow an LGBT+ club to exist on its campus? yucommentator.org/2021/06/yu-defends-decision-to-reject-lgbtq-club-and-receive-government-funding-in-new-court-documents/

by Harav Chaim Darwin ZR'L August 27, 2021

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willamette university

A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE

They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.

Have you heard of willamette university?

Oh you mean the soul sucker?

by what a do August 30, 2019

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Illinois Wesleyan University

A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.

John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?

Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.

John: Sweet let's party then

Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke

Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole

by πŸ…±οΈoneless May 6, 2020

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University of Southern Maine

This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.

The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.

Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?

by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019

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