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Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.
I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.
A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.
My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.
The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
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An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.
Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.
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A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.
Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!
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1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.
2. To completely crap out, break or fail.
3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.
1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.
2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.
3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.
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