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- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.
Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.
When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?
-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.
I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.