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An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.
Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.
Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?
Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.
Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.
2 WEEKS LATER
Bro: Yo you still waiting man?
Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!
Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!
Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!
Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.
So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...
Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"
Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"
Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"
Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."
A new law that is going to pass calling for group stratification arrangements for particular kinds of businesses.
An economic stimulating principal that says if the set group demand is not met then the demand market will fill it
A song that has NORMAL after it and other great words.
ME.
WE ARE THE ARYAN NATION HAWKS GYM AND SPA BATHHOUSE as be forewarned as the sign is right outside.
Back to the days of a peaceful BATHHOUSE as WE ARE THE queers for you and what have you FAGGOTS.
Hey I might be ASSHOLE fixated but say no to drugs (say know to drugs) I have a lot of company you can say WE ARE THE normal and WE ARE THE champions by being natural having SEX.
A song by TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT AND BRANDON BOYD URIE and ME is everyone and YOU UU U cannot be found yet. 8:00 AM JP MORGAN CHASE
This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.
The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.
Nuclear war breaks out
"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"
when you and your boys are shit-faced off 2mg Xanax bars.
Xanax fiend: You got those 2mg bars mane?
Plug: yessssir we poppin
Xanax fiend: "we poppinn", ohhhh
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