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A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.
In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.
An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.
Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.
Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?
Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.
Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.
2 WEEKS LATER
Bro: Yo you still waiting man?
Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!
Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!
Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!
Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.
So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...
Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"
Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"
Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"
Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."
Now we gotta play till 4am and loose all our elo on rocket league or sedge
Shit bro that’s our 8th loss I’m getting off. Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose