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The greatest musicians ever.
John: cool ass glasses
Paul: the best one and turtle voice
George: dat JAWLINE doe
Ringo: Thomas was a tank engine with 6 smol wheelz
John,Paul,George and Ringo are the coolest bc they’re the bloody Beatles
To masturbate 3 times in one day.
My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick
A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures
Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
A catholic school in Jacksonville Beach, Florida. It's a small school that only has about sixty kids in each grade (Pre-K through 8th). Two blocks from the beach, this little school has a perfect location, and it's staff are like family.
First Person: Where do your kids go to school?
Second Person: St. Paul's Catholic School.
First Person: Oh, really? I heard that it's a great school...
Second person: Oh, it is!
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When you shoot a corner 3 and it hits the side/corner of the backboard. Comes from paul george's 3 point attempt in the 2020 playoffs in a crucial effort to overcome a 15 point deficit in 4 minutes.
*shoots a corner 3 and hits the side of the backboard*
friend: "why did you do a paul george?"
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St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.
SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
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A school which is full of gays and emos. Nobody likes the school and the district is famous for pedos, such as Mr. Gay and that one band teacher. 1/3 of the grade leaves before freshmen years because its that bad. Not to mention all the hoes and cucks. Tik Tok before the memesters would beat that school any day.
"that school South St. Paul Secondary sucks"
"i know but theres so many hoes there i could probably get my dick sucked for free, with all their cuck boyfriends watching"
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