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play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

by Ballistic573 December 22, 2020


Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

by 15knicks March 14, 2022


If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

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Play Action Fake

While poking your bitches pooper from da inside, you fake like you are going to punch her in the face, but instead choke the bitch til she goes limp.

Person 1: Jim Nene came over last night and I gave him the play action fake.
Person 2: cool, I get his stereo!

by Dilznik May 4, 2003

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Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017

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Alexa plays Fortnite

When Alexa is asked if she plays Fortnite she will respond in two different ways

1. “Yes I try to play every so often.”

2. Alexa will say the news and new stats about the current season

Alexa, do you play Fortnite?

“Yes in fact I do, I try to play every so often

Alexa plays Fortnite

by Jrector.theErector July 14, 2018

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running the option play

the act of putting a batch in the dogg and slowly working your rod into her ass until she says no or lets you commence making anal love.

Raw Dogg: "I tried to run the option play, but I got sacked in the back field for a loss.

by Raw dogg February 4, 2004

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