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like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence

Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.

by gingergoddess May 28, 2015


Farmed Like Omi

An expression used to describe a man who is high on copium after a devastating loss.

Aiden: You got farmed like Omi!
Sean: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Ben: Mald

by NukeBoyfriend March 26, 2022


Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”

by Trackstar794 February 16, 2022


Run like a goon

The act of when you run away from someone who let out a disgusting camel.

I had to run like a goon yesterday because of Robert.

by Roseboy April 27, 2022


talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015


like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese April 24, 2016


never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016