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A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty
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When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.
My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!
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It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.
What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?
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When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
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We Be Bear
We Be Bear Is A Cartoon *We Bare Bears* But For Short I Call It We Be Bears :D 🐻👍
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Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.
Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
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An extroverted female (usually a virgin) who is the top dog and caregiver within social circles and is friends with many guys but does not seek a relationship or casual relations.
Ben- "You still trying to get with Momma Bear?"
Jerry- "Yea... She's nice, but she just don't put out!"
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