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A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.
Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"
Similar to a booty call, in which someone calls another person just for sex. A drug dealer booty call is when a drug dealer calls you with the sole purpose of asking you to buy drugs.
My dude was tripping last night calling me and asking if I need drugs. Shit I'll call him when I need the good, I'm sick of his drug dealer booty calls.
For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.
Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'
"Girl walks up"
Boy:hey they call me ranch
Girl: why?
Boy:CAUSE I BE DRESSIN
1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.
also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"
When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake
Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up
Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?
Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call