Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

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Wet Weapon

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"

"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."

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wet emma

Stirring your partner's vulva using an improvised 'magic wand' (e.g. chopstick) while shouting 'Immobulus'

Grit your teeth you little witch, and get ready for a wet emma!

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wet peter

"the act of ejaculating in the ear like a wet Willy "

Dude I totally gave Genevieve a wet Peter last night .

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wet and gushy

Just a censored version of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallions “WAP” Instead “Wet A** P****”
It’s “Wet and Gushy”

“Yeah you dealing with some wet and gushy”

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Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

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Wet Rosie

The act of sticking one's penis in your oral area. Generally preformed by women, or swingers.

I just got a wet rosie in pizza hut.

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