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A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.
Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.
They are the Megan Foxes of fags.
Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.
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it actoully bangs apart from shit cgi however it has loads of banging cgi too
"the Star Wars Prequels are better than the original trilogy"
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A new football team based in Armagh, Ireland. Red Star FC started in July 2009 and was the result of the amalgation of two local teams, Armagh Athletic and Ashley FC. Red Star FC play in the 3rd division of the Mid Ulster Football League and are expected to win the league and league cup this year by all teams. Their record win to date is 14-0 against Sporting Lisburn Road although their greatest victory to date is 4-1 against local rivals, Armagh Rovers. Red Star FC has some real up and coming football stars such as Anto, the speddy left footed assassin. C. Hunk also known as "the wall" cause no one gets past him and Fash, known as the "Gingerbeard Man" cause of his hairy ginger beard.
Red Star FC trashed Armagh Rovers 4-1.
Rhino: Who beat us 4-1?
Anto: Red Star FC did you twit, sure you were watching it!
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More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
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Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!
Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!
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Neutron Stars are big flabby and hungry stars that just try to eat the whole black hole. Its favourite food is muching on juicy berries and Amazonian people call it the peaceful and freakin eating world one!
STOP BEING A MUCHING AND DIRTY NEUTRON STARs BIG YOU FILTHY BLACK HOLE! BLACK HOLES 4 LIFE!
kelly oujt
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After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner
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