Suck a femboy day

The day (November 9th) where you are required to suck off a femboy.

Femboy: Hey john, you heard of suck a femboy day

John: no

Femboy: I read about it on urban dictionary

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suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

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suck my left

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.

"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.

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suck on my balls

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

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Sucking The Devil's Dick

To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.

"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"

Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick

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sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

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Suck me out

A combination of the act of being sucked and eaten out simultaneously.

"Damn girl, you nastay.. you be suckin me out all day."

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