One that eats veggies, cold , out of the can.
This girl I went out with is a pea lady. She eats peas cold out of the can.
Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)
Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane
(Adj-N) :
A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.
Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.
1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.
2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.
4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.
Lady Liza is an amazing author who wrote the Talus books :D it was her birthday recently so go wish her a late birthday
Did you read Talus?
No who wrote it
It's from Lady Liza Grimm!!
A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing
Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit
The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long
A cheeky lady was initially a reference to sexy, flirty fun loving women. Over time it has evolved to describe women with a preference for anal sex.
I was at the pub a couple nights ago and hooked up with three hole wonder, a very cheeky lady.