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When a white girl with big tits gives a juicy boob job. You can’t live without her juiciness.
“Dirty joeli has a juicy coochie!”
A shy girl but she is very freaky. She has big tits and will ride you until you cry.
“Damn, dirty joeli fucked me so good last night. Ima hit her up again.”
When a woman that you invite over has an insatiable appetite for garbage and will eat it out of your ass if you ask nicely enough. She also is a fat fuck that will eat all of your food and walk away✨
Man, this chick that I had over did me a Dirty Chica… had to eat over at my step mom’s for a week…
When cock makes the anal hole so big that you can put a bagel around the hole and fuck it
her anal hole was so big that I did a Dirty Matheo
a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class
man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history
For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.